Paris Here I Come

Muse-Stockholm Syndrome

Forget Australia.

Forget bout Japan.

Screw London. 

If I have the money, Paris will be the only place i'll migrate to.

I saw a documentary by Michael Moore last night. It's basically about how difficult it is to get health insurance in the US la but that's not what i want to talk bout. In the documentary, they also mentioned bout life in Paris.

Did you know that in Paris, college education is FREE? Wtf rite. Here we need to pay thousands of RM for our college education whereas in Paris you don't have to worry bout crap like that and just study. 

Apart from that, the healthcare system there is the bomb la wei. If you're sick and have no money, no problem man. Know why? cause it's free too. WTH wei. When i had my operation when i was young, my parents needed to forked out almost RM 3k. In Paris, you can just walk into the hospital and get your treatment for FREE. Oh yeahhh their doctors there MAKE house call. If you're sick and lazy wanna go to a clinic or hospital you can call and ask the doctor to come to your home. 

Stomach pain at night, call the doctor. Headache at 3 am, call the doctor. Can't sleep, call them and they'll send a hot nurse to tell u a bedtime story = P

This is for you girls who plan to give birth. If you've just given birth, you can get the govt to send someone to help you out with your houseworks. They'll send someone to help you cook, wash your clothes, look after your baby, and basically do anything not illegal for dunno how long after you've given birth. GOVT GOT DO SUCH THING WAN AR?? I would like to see our PM come wash my clothes for me.

Lastly if you think M'sia got a lot of holiday, you should check out Paris. In Paris, the law says that everyone is entitled to a MINIMUM of 5 weeks of paid holiday every year. And that's excluding their public holidays. There was this case whereby a man was ill and got no energy to work and you know what the company did to him? They sent him on a 3-month-paid vacation. 65% sponsored by the govt, 35% by the company. WTF? You try telling your boss you're too sick to work and want to go on a holiday,  he/she will probably probably ask you go fly kite.

It's too good to be true la. It sounds so absurd that I would pay to fly over to Paris just to check out for myself if it's true. 

Paris here I come.......,hopefully, in the not to distant future